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Hey thurrr. I'm a Tortuga Tami. I mean, a Tami Tortuga. I like doodling kitty faces on my margins. I adore dogs but I still don't have one. I think I might like the color green. Hugging trees is fun. I believe in books. Intelligence is attractive. Bikes are the passage to freedom. I think I might be part hipster. Send me random stuff and I will worship you. I like bedtime stories. I'm taken. I love to write and I'm very naive. I adore music and links within links. You'll see what I mean.

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This is what I want my future restaurant to look like.

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This is what I want my future restaurant to look like.

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A month of frozen goodness.

For my sixteenth birthday, my mother wanted to have nice icing for the black forest cake she was making me. She decided to get two containers of it and we had one left over.

It was kept in the freezer until last night when she brought home an apple pie for my sister and I after her coffee date. Since I couldn’t sleep tonight (because I missed my boyfriend too much) I took a shower and am now sitting down to eat. LET ME TELL YOU THAT COOL WHIP IS LIKE THE TASTIEST THING AFTER BEING KEPT IN THE FREEZER FOR LIKE AGES. GOOD GOD WRITING THE INTRO TO THIS POST IN A CALM MANNER WAS SO TORTUROUS. I WILL NOW RAPE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON.

:D

Just kidding. But oh my gawsh. It’s like the texture of I Can’t Believe Its Not Butter but it tastes like freaking vanilla ice cream goodness. agsdgfasdfalsdkfalsfjlkj.

BRB, MY TASTE BUDS ARE TINGLING.

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klvlkjnds i need this. just to see your face from the moment i woke up and the moment when we go to sleep. life would be perfect.

AWH :’)

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saltyvvaters:

klvlkjnds i need this. just to see your face from the moment i woke up and the moment when we go to sleep. life would be perfect.

AWH :’)

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THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
  • Man 1:But I'm not Gay!
  • Man 2:Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
  • Man 1:but I'm not!
  • Man 2:IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1:honestly?
  • Man 2:THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1:probably Iron Man.
  • Man 2:SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
  • Man 1:yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
  • Man 2:ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
  • Man 1:well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
  • Man 2:oh yeah..
  • Man 1:and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
  • Random Woman:EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
  • *awkward silence*
  • Man 2:...and you said you werent gay!
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